popstarboyfriends:

wait im laughing SO HARD

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DID SHE HAVE THEM DO THE X FACTOR POSE

calsualty:

when she doesn’t dedicate that song to u

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when u remember the stupid little things

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when it didn’t start on a weekend in may

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when u take the short way home

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when she gives u the red light

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when she doesn’t walk ur way

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when tomorrow dies

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jennyowenyoungs:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG GIGANTAEUS

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yolucas:

ashton hasn’t been here since the beginning what a total a fake fan :/

calsbutt:

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calsbutt:

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"Bisexual Privilege." by ritchandfamous. A minor alteration.

Straight guy: Faggot!
Bisexual: Oh no, I'm bisexual.
Straight guy: Oh gracious! My apologies! I didn't see your bisexual privilege for a minute there. The lighting is bad in here. Please accept this crisp $20 bill as compensation for any emotional damages I may have caused.
Bisexual: Why, Thank you...
Straight Guy: But I have one question.
Bisexual: Yes?
Straight Guy: Have you picked a "side" yet?
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Gay Guy: Hi, are you available?
Bisexual: Yeah, I'm bi.
Gay Guy: Hmph, greedy ass breeder.
(Gay Guy Leaves)
Bisexual: Gee, I sure love my "Bisexual" privilege.

Ready for the Afterglow for fairydustedtheory

hlsummerfest:

Rating: Mature

Wordcount: 11,570

Warnings: None applied

Summary: It’s a summer job. It’s supposed to be easy, hanging out with a rambunctious 6 year-old while his father is at work. The father just happens to be Louis Tomlinson, footballer extraordinaire, recently divorced and even more recently out of the closet. Who’s really, really fit. It’s nothing Harry can’t handle. It’ll be great.

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

music-took-my-soul:

This isn’t mine. I found it on Instagram and thought it was too good not to share.

partymuke:

summary of muke

CLARAOSMIN